8 or so Major Things... Sorry, About 4 Major things, and 5 Kind of Major Things

So it has been a little while since I have written. I spoke with a friend tonight and encouraged her to start blogging about some troubling matters and it reminded me that I had a blog myself. Now to all my numerous fans (yes, all 4 or 5 of you) don’t worry you are tuned in just in time.
Here are the major life events over the last few months:

1.

I am pregnant. Yep 11 weeks now.

2.

I have learned that if you ever wonder how ridiculous you sound as a person, you will see first had when your daughter begins to talk too and wants to sound just like mommy. I now realize that “Mommy! JUICE! NOW!” in an very serious voice paired with a furrowed brow sounds as ridiculous to me, as “Lolo! OFF THE STAIRS! NOW!” sounds to her. Touché my little one, touché!

3.

I got hired as a waitress at Boston Pizza for a new location under construction.

4.

I quit as a waitress at Boston Pizza, construction not completed – I never even started for that matter.

5.

I have lost about 30 lbs.

5.b)

I have lost about 33lbs if I pee first, am completely naked, my hair is resting on the counter and I lean just the right way on the scale.

6.

I literally ‘banned’ ps3 from our house for a week or so. It had been my greatest feat ever before event 5. b).

7.

For 2 weeks and 6 days James found out that I was a sex object. Every time he asked for sex, I would object. For once, I was the one saying no. The main point I made to James: I have self control too asshole!

8.

I have come to realize, that in truth, I have no self control. I couldn’t stand to go just one more day and prove to James I can stand three weeks without sex, but if you need a 2 week 6 day commitment, you had better fucking believe, I'm your girl!