You Skinny Black Whore.
You have stolen so much from me. You lure my husband in and you give him whatever fantasy he wants. You entertain him in ways I struggle to comprehend and he is addicted to you in a way he hasn’t been to me in some time.
He stares at you- or should I say the show that you provide for him – in ways that never looks at me –pie eyed and glossed over.
I may have my own secrets, but you have secrets with him too – I know, I check the visa bill. He buys things so that he can play with you and he cares not what it may cost (our bank account or our intimacy). He has endurance with you – I know that you have gotten him to use his hands to play with you endlessly - longer than I would ever even want for that matter.
I am sick you being a part of my life.
Sony PS3, I despise you. You had better watch out. You are sleek, petite and dark while I am frumpy, bigger than I want to be and so pasty that I look like I’ve grown up in Greenland.
But I am fucking water proof bitch.
PS. You can dust yourself tomorrow…
Monday, January 18, 2010
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ha ha ha ha!
ReplyDeletemaybe you should just join in and make it a threesome.
lol, Clever...
ReplyDeleteTrust me, I have tried, but I always end up being the one watching HAHAHAH...
ha ha ha
ReplyDeletewell thats completely unsatisfying.......
HA HA HA!!! So Funny!
ReplyDeleteI have had a love/hate relationship with my husband's computer for a long time. Back then, it was his addiction to Flight Sim... Now, it's pilot forums... and the infection has spread now that he has an iPhone... He'll sit in bed, supposed to be spending time with me, but he's reading the forums. And yet, he gets mad at me if I pick up mine to play solitare or something...
Talk about a double standard! Where's my freaking satisfaction??!!!???
Hi ! Thanks for stopping by my blog.
ReplyDeleteYou totally had me going with this blog. Excellent word play. :-)
Binging is never good whether it's food (like I posted) or the tv. I remember resenting the computer not so much that it took him away from me, but that he wasn't helping with the kids or housework. Years later, it's much better. It took several "discussions," though.
ReplyDeleteA-M-E-N.
ReplyDeleteDoug+James = same damned person.
LOL!
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