10 Weird Things About Me, I Know You Have 10 Too

1. I clean my shower butt naked, and shower when it’s done. Here is how I see it: If I have to CLEAN the shower, I should get to be the first one to use it clean and I am not stepping out for a moment risking a loss of this privilege. James gets to shower in a clean shower every time he goes away and doesn’t have to be the one to clean it. So be it if I have to clean it myself to get the same privilege! Guess who doesn’t have bleach marks on their clothing? ME!

2. When my daughter is playing in the bed, finds my manicure kit at the side table and wants to clip her nails just like mommy does, I helpfully clip them for her. ..
On Daddy's side.

3. When James offers to clean the kitchen after dinner, I use every dish, apparatus, or utensil justifiable to man – a woman would catch on. It makes me feel like a Gordon Ramsey super chef.

4. If, while going pee, I see that the fucking toilet paper roll has just enough toilet paper left for one session, sometimes I will wipe with the Kleenex just so I don't have to change it for once. We go through a lot of Kleenex in our bathroom.

5. I am a natural blond (see picture to the right) – not the kind of blond that looks like they fell into a vat of Clorox and the only thing that didn’t survive was their head. I was told by a hair dresser that because I have never dyed my hair before, it is considered Virgin – Nice, there certainly aren’t any other parts of me that can claim this. This will be the way from now on that I justify a white dress on my wedding day.

To be Continued...