Vienna comes in first for the Final Rose Jake says, “Vienna, you are one crazy, fun, AMAZING (since he says this word constantly it wouldn’t be a proposal without it) woman! I love everything about you from your deep roots in the south to the dark roots in your chemically molested hair. Will you be my copilot in life and marry me??”
Vienna squeals with joy and accepts.
Tenley comes in second to be dumped and Jake says “Tenley I think you are an AMAZING beautiful woman and..”
Tenley cuts him off.
“Jake, there is something I have to tell you. It was a really big deal to spend the night with you, and resulted in something miraculous… my deeper love for you and...”
Tenley squeals with joy and drops the biggest bombshell in bachelor history.
“I’m pregnant!”
Get yourself outta that scenario lover boy!
Monday, March 1, 2010
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I just can't get into that show. There is something inanely wrong with the very center of that show. Whether it be male or female, it's just wrong.
ReplyDeleteI love your ending much better than what will eventually come to pass.
I hope you are feeling better and that your highs are more frequent than your lows :-)
Argh...Vienna is as fake as her horribly bleached hair. I had higher hopes for Jake, but now I think they deserve each other.
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