Love Hate, and What I Ate

I have a love hate relationship in my life. Admit it, everyone does.

Mine is with Brie Cheese.

Oh brie, you are so tough on the outside and so soft in the inside. Just like me.
When someone cuts through your exterior, you just ooze out all slow and vulnerable. Just like me.
You are round and white….. Just like me.

But I hate you too.
I can’t stand to have you in my fridge and not eat you.
You prove to me how weak my willpower is.
You go straight to my hips.
If I keep you in my life I will one day be a walking Michelin man.

So we are through. I end this affair, and refuse to buy you for at least 4 months (so at least until the wedding is over).
Love,
SPW